I’m having another go at the fibbing friday questions. They’re fun and Zan and Od are just the best pair!
1. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by a ____.
2. Who (or what) could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots?
Od: The Easter Bunny.
Zanayjin: Od’s farts.
3. What did Huckleberry Finn have to really paint?
Od: A bull’s ass.
Zanayjin: Marsha posing nude.
Od: On a bull’s ass.
4. What is the best food that can be paired with red wine?
Zanayjin: Burnt toast.
5. What are you wearing on the sun?
Od: Stillettos and a teeny bikini.
Zanayjin: My birthday suit.
6. Why do dogs chase after cars?
Od: I dunno. Why?
Zanayjin: You’re supposed to answer the question… because cars are cats with the t’s being weird.
Od: What? No! I’m sure that’s wrong.
7. What did the cat say to its kitten about the humans?
Od: Tall-ass monkeys.
8. Goldfish are not fish. What are they?
Od: Atretochoana eiselti.
Zanayjin: Where did you hear that?
Od: I dunno. Somewhere.
Zanayjin: Do you even know what that is?
Zanayjin: Here’s a picture.
Od: Oh. Oh! Oohhh. Oh.
9. What would you rather do instead of sleeping?
Zanayjin: Saw logs.
Od: Eat hamsters.
10. The Phantom didn’t haunt the Opera House…he haunted the ____.
Od: McDonald’s restaurant.
11. What is the most intelligent lifeform on Earth?
Od: I am.
Od: Are you saying I’m dumb?
Zanayjin: I’m not saying you’re dumb. Just stupid.
12. Why did we really go to school?
Zanayjin: Who’s ‘we’? I didn’t need to go to school.
Od: And that’s why you’re so educationally inept.
Zanayjin: Excuse me, but I make less spelling mistakes in a whole essay than you do in an paragraph.
Od: Lies! All of it!
Zanayjin: Well, it is Fibbing Friday.
Od: Shut up! Next question!
13. What did teachers do during recess?
Od: Oh, you know.
Zanayjin: We don’t actually. Care to tell us?
Od: All I can say is it involves a ruler, some socks, three heavy textbooks, sharpie pens and a wild attitude.
14. How did you get to school?
Od: Zanayjin carried me there.
Zanayjin: I held him in my arms as we floated along the breeze. Then I tossed him into the second story window and left him crying and screaming for me to come back.
15. What was life like before the Internet?
Zanayjin: We used our creativity more often. We tried to solve our problems on our own. We were also more productive.
Od: In other words, boring as balls.
16. What is the best thing about social media?
Od: Stalking Kamilla.
Od: *I* don’t do that but some people do. Just not me.
17. What is your favorite thing to put chocolate sauce on?
Zanayjin: Erm… bacon.
Od: My body.
Od: That was your answer, wasn’t it?
Zanayjin: I WILL NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY!
18. Doctors were all wrong…humans don’t need water. What do they need?
Od: A latte. Large. Extra shot. No sugar. Oh! Make that an iced latte, please.
Zanayjin: Coming right up, madam…
19. Dolphins are not mammals. What are they?
Od: A brand of high heels.
Zanayjin: That scream as you walk.
Od: A true nightmare for your ears and feet.
20. There is a Lost Dutchman’s Mine, but where is it?
Zanayjin:Take road 52 and keep heading straight. Take a right after the Penguin store.